A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Cryptarcadian does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
I just do not understand why Cryptarcadian paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
A little news flash for Cryptarcadian: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
I waited all day for Cryptarcadian to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Cryptarcadian? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
I was waiting for Cryptarcadian to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Cryptarcadian is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 9 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Cryptarcadian? Do you?
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Cryptarcadian never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Cryptarcadian never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
I heard someone tell Cryptarcadian to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Cryptarcadian did not do their part today and play a game or two.
I didn't see Cryptarcadian yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
If I was Cryptarcadian, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I have to say I hate weeks like this... Cryptarcadian played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. Our gamerscore jumped 110 points which was nice. Getting 2 achievements has that effect.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
I prefer to play games... but if Cryptarcadian needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
My power supply almost exploded! Cryptarcadian turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 11,292 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a boost of 110 points over last time! He rallied Portal 2 finishing 2 achievements, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Cryptarcadian is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 4 days of wanting infact...
I prefer to play games... but if Cryptarcadian needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
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