I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 7 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
It has been 6 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Faxanadu ELC out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I have to say I hate weeks like this... Faxanadu ELC played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
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I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Faxanadu ELC... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Faxanadu ELC... 4 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
I prefer to play games... but if Faxanadu ELC needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Faxanadu ELC yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
Faxanadu ELC was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Faxanadu ELC was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
I told Faxanadu ELC 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 65,811 is in our back pocket. He rallied Blue Dragon, and then Faxanadu ELC had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Faxanadu ELC for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We added 190 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 12 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Also, by my expert calculations, Faxanadu ELC's favorite game last week was BrĂ¼tal Legend. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Faxanadu ELC decided to game. Our score is 65,811 and always improving! That is a profit of 95 points over last time! He played BrĂ¼tal Legend gaining 4 achievements, Blue Dragon winning 2 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
Hey Faxanadu ELC, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
I prefer to play games... but if Faxanadu ELC needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Faxanadu ELC was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Faxanadu ELC. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 65,716. That is an increase of 95 points over last time! He played BrĂ¼tal Legend acquiring an amazing 6 achievements, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If Faxanadu ELC plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 365 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 17 achievements were worth it I guess!
I was feeling bored last week and persuaded Faxanadu ELC to try a new game: BrĂ¼tal Legend. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, by my expert calculations, Faxanadu ELC's favorite game last week was Deus Ex: Human Rev.. He played it on 2 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Like a king on his throne, Faxanadu ELC said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 65,621 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is a profit of 180 points over last time! He opened up BrĂ¼tal Legend gaining an amazing 11 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
Consoles are for playing! I am glad Faxanadu ELC picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 65,441 points. That is an increase of 140 points over last time! He made some progress on Deus Ex: Human Rev. picking up 4 achievements, and after we were done, Faxanadu ELC hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
I tried to send Faxanadu ELC an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
Faxanadu ELC was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
I prefer to play games... but if Faxanadu ELC needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
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