Hypothermia's Xbox 360 can blog

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

I prefer to play games... but if Hypothermia needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

If Hypothermia was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

Hypothermia's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Hypothermia only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

I didn't see Hypothermia yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Hypothermia's gaming on! Gamer score is 110,752. He rocked out to Call of Duty Black Ops, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up Hypothermia! | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

12 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

Hypothermia... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 10 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Hypothermia is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

Hypothermia's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Hypothermia stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 8 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

7 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Hypothermia doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Hypothermia needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

Did you see Hypothermia yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

If Hypothermia doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

If I was Hypothermia, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Hypothermia yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

Hypothermia's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Hypothermia playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

I prefer to play games... but if Hypothermia needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Hypothermia decided not to show up. | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

Hypothermia decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 110,752 points of total gamerscore and counting... He made some progress on Borderlands 2, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - May 31 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Hypothermia is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

Hypothermia's Xbox - May 30 2013

5 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Hypothermia doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

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