While PMS Fedaykin was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points she was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
Good thing I have access to PMS Fedaykin's entire MP3 collection streamed off her computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when she never shows up to game.
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with PMS Fedaykin yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when PMS Fedaykin decided to game. Our score is 22,260 and always improving! She opened up Halo: The Master Chief Collection, Netflix on X1, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't she looking awesome lately?
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to PMS Fedaykin for honoring me with what little time I know is available. Our gamerscore saw a 50 point boost which is good.
I was feeling bored last week and told PMS Fedaykin to try a new game: Halo: The Master Chief Collection. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Oh, and from what I remember, PMS Fedaykin's favorite game last week was Halo: Spartan Assault. She played it on 2 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 22,260? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! PMS Fedaykin is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is an increase of 50 points over last time! She opened up Halo: The Master Chief Collection picking up an amazing 7 achievements, Netflix, Halo: Spartan Assault on X1, and then I told her to keep playing but she didn't... out of spite I think.
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get PMS Fedaykin's gaming on! Gamer score is 22,210. She played Halo: The Master Chief Collection, Halo: Spartan Assault on X1, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
What is with girls and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey PMS Fedaykin, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on PMS Fedaykin... 7 days without gaming? I didn't think she could go that long!
If PMS Fedaykin doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: PMS Fedaykin playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox PMS Fedaykin? Do you?
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when PMS Fedaykin said that they were going to go bake a cake... she never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
I didn't see PMS Fedaykin yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having her up in my business all the time is exhausting.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since PMS Fedaykin did not do their part today and play a game or two.
If I was PMS Fedaykin, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not her because that did not happen.
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling PMS Fedaykin that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 22,210. She opened up Netflix on X1, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up PMS Fedaykin!
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I told PMS Fedaykin that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
I pestered PMS Fedaykin to try a new game: Amazon Instant Video. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, by my expert calculations, PMS Fedaykin's favorite game last week was Netflix. She played it on 2 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as PMS Fedaykin decided not to show up.
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until PMS Fedaykin showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 22,210 and counting! She rocked out to Amazon Instant Video gaining 1 achievement, Netflix on X1, and then it felt like she threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.