PMS Fedaykin's Xbox - May 25 2013
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox PMS Fedaykin? Do you?
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox PMS Fedaykin? Do you?
It has been 9 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see PMS Fedaykin out there walking around, send her my way please? Thanks...
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for PMS Fedaykin. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet PMS Fedaykin is thinking the same thing... she has to be!
PMS Fedaykin didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: PMS Fedaykin only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. We added 30 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
I heard someone tell PMS Fedaykin to go outside and play... I mean really... she just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with PMS Fedaykin, but she must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see her.
Yesterday, PMS Fedaykin decided to spend her time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
PMS Fedaykin was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... she better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Yesterday, PMS Fedaykin decided to spend her time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
If I was PMS Fedaykin, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not her because that did not happen.
PMS Fedaykin hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... her total gamer score is 20,710.That is a boost of 30 points over last time! She made some progress on LEGO® Harry Potter™, Left 4 Dead 2 adding 1 achievement, and then PMS Fedaykin had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: PMS Fedaykin only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
I tried to send PMS Fedaykin an email yesterday telling her to come play... she obviously didn't get it...
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
If I was PMS Fedaykin, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not her because that did not happen.
PMS Fedaykin brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 20,680 points of gamerscore. Jealous? She made some progress on Halo 4, and then nothing... nothing at all...
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on PMS Fedaykin... 8 days without gaming? I didn't think she could go that long!
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet PMS Fedaykin is thinking the same thing... she has to be!
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: For the record, it is better to have PMS Fedaykin play one day than to have never played last week at all. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 5 days of wanting infact...
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about PMS Fedaykin in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
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