SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 24 2013
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when SmoothGrifter hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 40,128. He made some progress on Halo 4, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 23 2013
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since SmoothGrifter did not do their part today and play a game or two.
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 22 2013
If I was SmoothGrifter, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 21 2013
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like SmoothGrifter to do something like that.
SmoothGrifter's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I told SmoothGrifter that 3 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 10 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess! Oh, and from what I remember, SmoothGrifter's favorite game last week was Hydro Thunder GO. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 20 2013
SmoothGrifter hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 40,128.That is a profit of 10 points over last time! He made some progress on Hydro Thunder GO adding 1 achievement, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 19 2013
When SmoothGrifter was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 40,118. He played Hydro Thunder GO, and then SmoothGrifter developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 18 2013
SmoothGrifter must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 17 2013
While SmoothGrifter was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 16 2013
I tried to send SmoothGrifter an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 15 2013
When you get right down to it, when SmoothGrifter decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 40,118 and always improving! He made some progress on Halo 4, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 14 2013
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since SmoothGrifter did not do their part today and play a game or two.
SmoothGrifter's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: So yeah... Last week SmoothGrifter showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 50 points so I am happy. That is what you get for 1 achievement these days... Also, I think SmoothGrifter's favorite game last week was Halo 4. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 13 2013
I didn't see SmoothGrifter yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 12 2013
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since SmoothGrifter did not do their part today and play a game or two.
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 11 2013
I told SmoothGrifter 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 40,118 is in our back pocket. That is a gain of 10 points over last time! He opened up Halo 4, The Walking Dead winning 1 achievement, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 10 2013
Sure, SmoothGrifter and I played some games yesterday but I can't even tell you what they were... I wasn't even paying attention. Blah blah blah... games... yeah... Our score is now 40108 which is a gain of 40 points... exciting. Next time I will try and remember what we played.
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 9 2013
If SmoothGrifter was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 8 2013
SmoothGrifter didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 7 2013
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after SmoothGrifter played yesterday with his gamerscore of 40,068 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He rocked out to Hydro Thunder GO, Halo 4, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
SmoothGrifter's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: So yeah... Last week SmoothGrifter showed up 4 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 210 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 13 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
I was lucky enough to sample 2 new tasty treats during the week! Game names are El Shaddai, and The Walking Dead. Look for us in the leaderboards... maybe... Also, I think SmoothGrifter's favorite game last week was DR2: CASE ZERO. He played it on 4 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 6 2013
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when SmoothGrifter said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 5 2013
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow SmoothGrifter? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
SmoothGrifter's Xbox - May 4 2013
SmoothGrifter decided to play yesterday. Check out the 40,068 gamer score! That is an improvement of 80 points over last time! Another day, another barrier shattered. The 40,000 mark has been crossed! He played DR2: CASE ZERO acquiring 4 achievements, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
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