SqueakyFoo's Xbox - May 21 2013
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as SqueakyFoo decided not to show up.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as SqueakyFoo decided not to show up.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I told SqueakyFoo that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 200 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 7 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, according to the records, SqueakyFoo's favorite game last week was Crackdown. He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
When you get right down to it, when SqueakyFoo decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 24,607 and always improving! That is a gain of 65 points over last time! He played BioShock Infinite picking up 3 achievements, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
SqueakyFoo had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 24,542 points. He rallied Crackdown, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when SqueakyFoo hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 24,542. That is a gain of 115 points over last time! He rallied Tomb Raider gaining 3 achievements, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like SqueakyFoo to do something like that.
Like I always tell SqueakyFoo, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 24,427 points and on the rise. That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He opened up SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME, Ikaruga, Halo 4 adding 1 achievement, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
Here I sit broken hearted... SqueakyFoo has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: NOTHING HAPPENED. SqueakyFoo and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but SqueakyFoo not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 14 days!!
A little news flash for SqueakyFoo: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
I have come to realize that SqueakyFoo has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
I have come to realize that SqueakyFoo has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Did you see SqueakyFoo yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Did you see SqueakyFoo yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about SqueakyFoo in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: NOTHING HAPPENED. SqueakyFoo and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
SqueakyFoo would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact...
It has been 5 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see SqueakyFoo out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
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Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow SqueakyFoo? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
If SqueakyFoo was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
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