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SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 25 2013

SwedishGojira was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 24 2013

SwedishGojira had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 23 2013

SwedishGojira is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 34,612. Not too shabby! That is a profit of 70 points over last time! He rallied ASURA'S WRATH winning 5 achievements, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software! | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 22 2013

19 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 21 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

SwedishGojira's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought SwedishGojira might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 20 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all SwedishGojira does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 19 2013

Hey SwedishGojira, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 18 2013

I have come to realize that SwedishGojira has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 17 2013

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 16 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that SwedishGojira isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 15 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 14 2013

11 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

SwedishGojira's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... SwedishGojira stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 13 2013

I was waiting for SwedishGojira to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day SwedishGojira is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 12 2013

If SwedishGojira doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 11 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet SwedishGojira is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 10 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 9 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since SwedishGojira never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 8 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey SwedishGojira, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 7 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what SwedishGojira is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

SwedishGojira's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I have to say I hate weeks like this... SwedishGojira played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.

I was feeling a little bored last week and told SwedishGojira to try a new game: DW: GUNDAM 3. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 6 2013

While SwedishGojira was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

SwedishGojira's Xbox - May 5 2013

SwedishGojira was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

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