TristanP's Xbox 360 can blog

TristanP's Xbox - May 23 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as TristanP decided not to show up. | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 22 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but TristanP was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 26,775 points. He made some progress on Trials Evolution, Batman: Arkham City™, Far Cry® 3, and after we were done, TristanP hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 21 2013

TristanP was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

TristanP's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I told TristanP that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 190 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 4 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, I think TristanP's favorite game last week was Far Cry® 3. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 20 2013

Like a king on his throne, TristanP said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 26,775 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He rallied Poker Night 2, NFL Blitz, and then TristanP had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 19 2013

I didn't see TristanP yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 18 2013

TristanP had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 17 2013

TristanP really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 26,775. That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He opened up Far Cry® 3 picking up 2 achievements, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention. | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 16 2013

My power supply almost exploded! TristanP turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 26,735 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is an improvement of 150 points over last time! He made some progress on Far Cry® 3 adding 2 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!! | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 15 2013

I didn't see TristanP yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 14 2013

Like a king on his throne, TristanP said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 26,585 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He rocked out to Far Cry® 3, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

TristanP's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I told TristanP that 3 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore jumped 75 points which was nice. Getting 5 achievements has that effect.

I persuaded TristanP to try a new game: Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, I think TristanP's favorite game last week was Far Cry® 3. He played it on 2 of the days.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 13 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 12 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as TristanP decided not to show up. | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 11 2013

TristanP was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 10 2013

TristanP is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 26,585 gamer score! That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He played Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon winning 1 achievement, Monday Night Combat gaining 1 achievement, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace. | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 9 2013

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! TristanP might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 26,555 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is a profit of 25 points over last time! He played Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon adding 1 achievement, Far Cry® 3 finishing 1 achievement, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 8 2013

I told TristanP 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 26,530 is in our back pocket. That is a profit of 20 points over last time! He opened up Far Cry® 3 gaining 1 achievement, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games. | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 7 2013

I tried to send TristanP an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

TristanP's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that TristanP showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 75 points so I am happy. Yay for 3 achievements! w00t! Also, I think we can all agree that TristanP's favorite game last week was Far Cry® 3. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 6 2013

TristanP must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 26,510 gamerscore. He played Far Cry® 3, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 5 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until TristanP showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 26,510 and counting! He rallied Poker Night 2 picking up 1 achievement, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 4 2013

I was thinking back over yesterday and I really don't remember TristanP and I playing any games... but our gamerscore ended up at 26510 which is 15 points higher than before. I don't like it when I forget things. I guess we played though... I hope it was fun! | permalink

TristanP's Xbox - May 3 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with TristanP yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

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