Ualone's Xbox - May 16 2013
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Ualone digs on that!
It is probably better that Ualone didn't play yesterday... it gives MAOraNza an opportunity to add to that 117,972 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo!
Ualone... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: NOTHING HAPPENED. Ualone and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Ualone... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Ualone not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 25 days!!
If you would have told me that Ualone would go 24 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to MAOraNza and that 117,882 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
23 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
If I was a dog, Ualone would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: NOTHING HAPPENED. Ualone and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Ualone does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to MAOraNza and that 117,632 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
Where is Ualone at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
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