Xyjar's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: NOTHING HAPPENED. Xyjar and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 17 2013
If you would have told me that Xyjar would go 14 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 16 2013
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Xyjar in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 15 2013
Here I sit broken hearted... Xyjar has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from Rajix and that 26,870 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 14 2013
I only have one request... If Xyjar isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 13 2013
Xyjar would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 12 2013
Time sure doesn't fly when Xyjar blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 11 2013
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Xyjar? Do you?
Xyjar's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Xyjar might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 10 2013
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
It is probably better that Xyjar didn't play yesterday... it gives Major Nelson an opportunity to add to that 63,857 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo!
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 9 2013
If Xyjar doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 8 2013
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 7 2013
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 4 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 6 2013
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Xyjar said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 5 2013
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to pull away from Major Nelson and that 63,847 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 4 2013
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
Xyjar's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If Xyjar plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 3 2013
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 2 2013
When you get right down to it, when Xyjar decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 112,012 and always improving! He played YOU DON'T KNOW JACK¬ģ, and after we were done, Xyjar hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Xyjar's Xbox - Jun 1 2013
While Xyjar was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
Xyjar's Xbox - May 31 2013
Xyjar likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 112,012 to be as cool as him. He rallied Halo 4, and oh... don't tell Xyjar this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
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