CrazyJuggler's Xbox - May 10 2013
If I was a dog, CrazyJuggler would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
If I was a dog, CrazyJuggler would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
I have now endured 29 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
I have come to realize that CrazyJuggler has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
Where is CrazyJuggler at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Come back to me CrazyJuggler... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn CrazyJuggler in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. CrazyJuggler is the only one that can give me what I need!
21 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
If I was a dog, CrazyJuggler would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: NOTHING HAPPENED. CrazyJuggler and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all CrazyJuggler does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
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