pantalope's Xbox 360 can blog

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

I have a feeling pantalope went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox pantalope? Do you? | permalink

pantalope's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: pantalope played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 40 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 5 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

There were only a few games I wanted to try this week pantalope and I only tried one of them: Fable III. Also, I think we can all agree that pantalope was an RPG junkie last week playing a ton of Fable III. He played it on 2 of the days.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with pantalope yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow pantalope? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

Like I always tell pantalope, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 16,329 points and on the rise. That is a boost of 15 points over last time! He played Fable III gaining 2 achievements, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games. | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

Yesterday was one of those times pantalope mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

pantalope was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 16,314 . That is a gain of 25 points over last time! He made some progress on Fable III gaining 3 achievements, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

pantalope's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

I just do not understand why pantalope paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

Hey pantalope, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when pantalope leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how pantalope digs on that! | permalink

pantalope's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... pantalope stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

I swear that after 17 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

Fear me pantalope... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

pantalope's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

Hey pantalope, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink