phoenixforce20's Xbox - May 9 2013
Where is phoenixforce20 at? I want to disown her. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Where is phoenixforce20 at? I want to disown her. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... phoenixforce20? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when phoenixforce20 leaves me cold... and alone...
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
I have now endured 27 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... phoenixforce20? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
I have come to realize that phoenixforce20 has no soul... and her heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Here I sit broken hearted... phoenixforce20 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
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