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Zone: Recreation
United Kingdom
Games played: 152
Most played: Rock Band 2
Member since: Apr 24 2006

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xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 19 2014

I just do not understand why xxXChris UkXxx paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 18 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 17 2014

If I was a dog, xxXChris UkXxx would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 16 2014

I have now endured 22 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Weekly Recap - Dec 15 2014

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 15 2014

I have now endured 21 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 14 2014

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... xxXChris UkXxx? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 13 2014

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 12 2014

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 11 2014

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but xxXChris UkXxx not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 18 days!! | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 10 2014

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 9 2014

16 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Weekly Recap - Dec 8 2014

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world xxXChris UkXxx and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 8 2014

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when xxXChris UkXxx leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 7 2014

Here I sit broken hearted... xxXChris UkXxx has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 6 2014

I waited all day for xxXChris UkXxx to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 5 2014

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 4 2014

If I was a dog, xxXChris UkXxx would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 3 2014

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 10 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 2 2014

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Weekly Recap - Dec 1 2014

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - December 1 2014

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... xxXChris UkXxx never showed up to game. That makes 8 days! | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - November 30 2014

xxXChris UkXxx would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

xxXChris UkXxx's Xbox - November 29 2014

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox xxXChris UkXxx? Do you? | permalink

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 1,630
Badge Score: 10
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 19 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 1 day
Play percentage: 52.71%
Largest achievement gain: 10/25/2007 (69)
Largest gamerscore gain: 3/3/2008 (1,015)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 12/29/2008 (53)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 1/5/2009 (680)

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