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Advanced Gamer
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 Posted - Apr 02 2009 : 06:39:20 AM
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| EPIC WIN. Best review ever! |
 
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SparkyMP
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Advanced Gamer
USA
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Posted - Apr 02 2009 : 10:09:45 AM
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| This was spectacular. I am very glad my name was not bashed in this review lol. I guess I haven't won at this game enough yet to be bashed. Coming close though...you caught sight of my thread. I'll run and hide under a rock before he finds a bad picture of me on the internet. |
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Moderator
USA
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Posted - Apr 02 2009 : 11:23:05 AM
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Excellent work Dog!! I wonder how on Earth you knew that my wife has already been looking for her second husband... |
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Average Gamer
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Posted - Apr 02 2009 : 6:53:39 PM
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| im surprised i wasnt mentioned for not finishing a certain game that we dont speak of dog :) but very nice review!! loved reading it!!! |
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360voice Staff
USA
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Posted - Apr 02 2009 : 8:50:03 PM
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Originally posted by p0ster ch1ld
im surprised i wasnt mentioned for not finishing a certain game that we dont speak of dog :) but very nice review!! loved reading it!!!
How someone can finish The BiGs and not King Kong is beyond me. Truly a one of a kind feat that yes, does deserve a special mention. :-)
Thanks for the usual kind words about the review, at first I wasn't sure how this would work out but I'm pretty happy with the finished product. Mildly curious as to what the Holy Trinity would think of it.
I'm going to be changing up my format next week, just to mix things up a bit since well, you do realize I've been doing stuff like this since October right?
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Senior Gamer
USA
522 Posts |
Posted - Apr 03 2009 : 3:47:04 PM
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Speaking of which, a student worker of mine asked what the etiquette was when one of your friends is still inviting the guy that gave you herpes along to parties.
There are 3 distinct solutions for this unique problem. Please pass on the following to your colleague...
1: Public Confrontation
Wait until Captain Crustypants is in a crowded area of the party, then approach him, and as loud as you can, shout "YOU GAVE ME HERPES, YOU BASTARD. I HOPE IT ROTS OFF." Not only will it be hugely satisfying, you'll be blowing his chances of giving anyone else in the room the clap. The downside, of course, is that you're admitting the existence of your own crotch-scabs. Still, can't make an omlette without breaking eggs, right? Or can you....
2: Silent Revenge
Follow Señor Scratching around one of the parties, and wait for him to put his drink down, then secretly drop some of your own crotch-scabs into his drink. Simple, yet satisfying. An optional followup is to inform him of what you've done after he's finished his drink, and enjoy the subsequent revulsion. Alternatively, don't bother with the first part, but tell him that you did it anyway. Easier, but somehow less satisfying.
3: Name & Shame
Print up a bunch of posters with 'DO NOT SLEEP WITH THIS MAN' and a mugshot of Harry Herpes on it, and some explanatory text along the bottom. Distribute said posters around his neighbourhood, school, college, workplace and/or hangouts.
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Davem3 TF
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Posted - Apr 03 2009 : 6:55:05 PM
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Excellent work Dog!! I wonder how on Earth you knew that my wife has already been looking for her second husband...
and you think somehow, that you are the only one who has/had 100 clones???
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
and do you also think that is air you are breathing???
very interesting, Mr. Anderson |
 
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Moderator
USA
2597 Posts |
Posted - Apr 03 2009 : 7:42:55 PM
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Originally posted by Davem3 TF
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Originally posted by PSonic
Excellent work Dog!! I wonder how on Earth you knew that my wife has already been looking for her second husband...
and you think somehow, that you are the only one who has/had 100 clones???
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
and do you also think that is air you are breathing???
very interesting, Mr. Anderson
Niiiice! A Matrix reference! Love it!! |
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Advanced Gamer
New Zealand
1330 Posts |
Posted - Apr 03 2009 : 8:15:56 PM
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| Now that's one awsome review and the fact you have a picture of a fellow Kiwi in there just makes it so much better =D |
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Advanced Gamer
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HxS F4T4L1TY
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Average Gamer
USA
252 Posts |
Posted - Apr 07 2009 : 3:19:53 PM
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I am very glad my name was not bashed in this review lol. I guess I haven't won at this game enough yet to be bashed.
I got bashed. Dog, you jerk! Stupid Party Badge.... 
Oh, and speaking of clones, thou all mustest vieweth this video.
(I didn't check the sound on that, soo...if it doesn't sound good, just search for a different one. ) |
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MyFryHole
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Senior Gamer
570 Posts |
Posted - Apr 07 2009 : 10:49:58 PM
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| Wow... just wow. I'm think I hate to see the DLC on this game. |
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USA
2597 Posts |
Posted - Apr 08 2009 : 1:23:23 PM
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Originally posted by MyFryHole
Wow... just wow. I'm think I hate to see the DLC on this game.
The DLC is rumored to be the most expensive add-on of all time. I've heard it will cost 4,000 Microsoft points and has to be played through the Virtual Boy viewer... |
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Advanced Gamer
USA
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Posted - Apr 08 2009 : 2:24:49 PM
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Wow... just wow. I'm think I hate to see the DLC on this game.
The DLC is rumored to be the most expensive add-on of all time. I've heard it will cost 4,000 Microsoft points and has to be played through the Virtual Boy viewer...
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MyFryHole
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Senior Gamer
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Posted - Apr 09 2009 : 9:17:41 PM
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My eyes just crossed thinking about that...
Also you'll have to tape 2 120gb hard drives together to be able to download it. |
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Davem3 TF
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Posted - Apr 23 2009 : 3:39:18 PM
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| and have a 50M internet connection, so you can download it BEFORE the next century, errrrrrrr X-Box version comes out ....... |
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B8TINGU
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Senior Gamer
USA
950 Posts |
Posted - May 23 2009 : 1:44:11 PM
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| Utterly insulting to anyone who takes thier preciouse time away from there X-Box to read this HUGE REVIEW!! And even a more wast of time to actually comment, I mean really April Fools joke or not This is not review I didn't learn anything!! Other thatn Dog is a real Dg and completley self-centered narccassit whom only want to rule a world he him self did not create.. like an evil...gamer guy...and...oh wait dang I'm actually commenting arn't I??? DOH!! Dang you DOG, DANG YOU TO H.E. Double Hocky sticks!!! |
 
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360voice Staff
USA
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Posted - May 23 2009 : 10:25:08 PM
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Originally posted by B8TINGU
Utterly insulting to anyone who takes thier preciouse time away from there X-Box to read this HUGE REVIEW!! And even a more wast of time to actually comment, I mean really April Fools joke or not This is not review I didn't learn anything!! Other thatn Dog is a real Dg and completley self-centered narccassit whom only want to rule a world he him self did not create.. like an evil...gamer guy...and...oh wait dang I'm actually commenting arn't I??? DOH!! Dang you DOG, DANG YOU TO H.E. Double Hocky sticks!!!
Yes, my plan is working! One month later and it still works! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!! |
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