A NakedPaladin's Xbox 360 can blog

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 22 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me A NakedPaladin, feed me! | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 21 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with A NakedPaladin, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: For the record, it is better to have A NakedPaladin play one day than to have never played last week at all. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 20 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet A NakedPaladin is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 19 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... A NakedPaladin never showed up to game. That makes 4 days! | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 18 2013

A NakedPaladin had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 17 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since A NakedPaladin did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 16 2013

A NakedPaladin, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 15 2013

A NakedPaladin was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 14 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until A NakedPaladin showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 29,777 and counting! He played Halo 4, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: A NakedPaladin only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 13 2013

When you get right down to it, when A NakedPaladin decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 29,777 and always improving! He made some progress on Halo 4, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 12 2013

A NakedPaladin doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 11 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn A NakedPaladin in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 10 2013

I swear that after 15 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 9 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when A NakedPaladin leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 8 2013

I just do not understand why A NakedPaladin paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 7 2013

If you would have told me that A NakedPaladin would go 12 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 6 2013

I swear that after 11 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 5 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey A NakedPaladin, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 4 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 9 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

A NakedPaladin's Xbox - May 3 2013

I was waiting for A NakedPaladin to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day A NakedPaladin is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink