AbsoluteMyth's Xbox 360 can blog

AbsoluteMyth's xbox has been ignored for 36 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 16 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... AbsoluteMyth has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 15 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when AbsoluteMyth leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 14 2013

If I was a dog, AbsoluteMyth would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 13 2013

If you would have told me that AbsoluteMyth would go 27 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 12 2013

AbsoluteMyth... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 11 2013

I waited all day for AbsoluteMyth to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 10 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... AbsoluteMyth? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 9 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 8 2013

Fear me AbsoluteMyth... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 7 2013

Come back to me AbsoluteMyth... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 6 2013

Is this thing on? AbsoluteMyth, where the heck are you? | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 5 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when AbsoluteMyth leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 4 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that AbsoluteMyth isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 3 2013

AbsoluteMyth... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 2 2013

16 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

AbsoluteMyth's Xbox - May 1 2013

I only have one request... If AbsoluteMyth isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

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