Achti's Xbox 360 can blog

Achti's xbox has been ignored for 35 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

Achti's Xbox - May 20 2013

If you would have told me that Achti would go 30 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

Achti's Xbox - May 19 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Achti isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Achti's Xbox - May 18 2013

I waited all day for Achti to show up... she didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Achti's Xbox - May 17 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Achti does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Achti's Xbox - May 16 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Achti leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Achti's Xbox - May 15 2013

Is this thing on? Achti, where the heck are you? | permalink

Achti's Xbox - May 14 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Achti? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Achti's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Achti's Xbox - May 13 2013

Achti's Xbox - May 12 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Achti's Xbox - May 11 2013

Achti... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Achti's Xbox - May 10 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Achti not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 20 days!! | permalink

Achti's Xbox - May 9 2013

I swear that after 19 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Achti's Xbox - May 8 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Achti not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 18 days!! | permalink

Achti's Xbox - May 7 2013

If I was a dog, Achti would never have neglected me like she did yesterday... | permalink

Achti's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Achti stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Achti's Xbox - May 6 2013

Come back to me Achti... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Achti's Xbox - May 5 2013

If I was a dog, Achti would never have neglected me like she did yesterday... | permalink

Achti's Xbox - May 4 2013

Hey Achti, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

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