AmykateKimber's Xbox 360 can blog

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 23 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all AmykateKimber does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 22 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn AmykateKimber in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 21 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all AmykateKimber does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

AmykateKimber's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: NOTHING HAPPENED. AmykateKimber and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 20 2013

I have now endured 24 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 19 2013

I waited all day for AmykateKimber to show up... she didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 18 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all AmykateKimber does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 17 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when AmykateKimber leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 16 2013

Hey AmykateKimber, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 15 2013

Where is AmykateKimber at? I want to disown her. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 14 2013

Hey AmykateKimber, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

AmykateKimber's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: NOTHING HAPPENED. AmykateKimber and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 13 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that AmykateKimber isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 12 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how AmykateKimber digs on that! | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 11 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... AmykateKimber has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 10 2013

A little news flash for AmykateKimber: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 9 2013

I only have one request... If AmykateKimber isn't going to game, the least she could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 8 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 7 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... AmykateKimber has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

AmykateKimber's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world AmykateKimber and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 6 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what AmykateKimber is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 5 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 4 2013

AmykateKimber didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

AmykateKimber's Xbox - May 3 2013

What is with girls and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey AmykateKimber, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink