Angergasm's Xbox 360 can blog

Angergasm's Xbox - May 21 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Angergasm, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

Angergasm's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Angergasm stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 20 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 7 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 19 2013

I heard someone tell Angergasm to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 18 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 17 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Angergasm never showed up to game. That makes 4 days! | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 16 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 15 2013

I prefer to play games... but if Angergasm needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 14 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

Angergasm's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If Angergasm plays 4 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Oh, and Angergasm seems obsessed with sports lately... You can tell because NBA 2K13 was the favorite last week. He played it on 4 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 13 2013

If Angergasm was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 12 2013

I thought Angergasm just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 25,660, I should have known that was the case. He rocked out to NBA 2K13, COD: Black Ops II, and then Angergasm had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 11 2013

I heard someone tell Angergasm to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 25,660 points. He opened up NBA 2K13, and after that, called it a day. | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 10 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Angergasm. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 25,660. He rocked out to NBA 2K13, and that was that. | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 9 2013

You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Angergasm showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 25,660. He made some progress on COD: Black Ops II, NBA 2K13, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 8 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 7 2013

Angergasm, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

Angergasm's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If Angergasm plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 20 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 1 achievement could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, according to the records, Angergasm's favorite game last week was Battlefield 3. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 6 2013

Angergasm needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 25,660. He played NBA 2K13, and then nothing... nothing at all... | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 5 2013

Angergasm seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 25,660 . That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He played Battlefield 3 finishing 1 achievement, COD: Black Ops II, and I thought Angergasm injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 4 2013

I told Angergasm 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 25,640 is in our back pocket. He played Battlefield 3, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent. | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 3 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Angergasm, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

Angergasm's Xbox - May 2 2013

Angergasm was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink