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Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 22 2013

If Apolo Imagod was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 21 2013

When Apolo Imagod was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 47,747. That is a gain of 115 points over last time! He played Metro 2033 winning 5 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Apolo Imagod only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. We added 40 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 20 2013

Apolo Imagod is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 47,632? That is an improvement of 40 points over last time! He rocked out to Dead Space™ 3 picking up 1 achievement, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels. | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 19 2013

A little news flash for Apolo Imagod: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 18 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 17 2013

I only have one request... If Apolo Imagod isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 16 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Apolo Imagod? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 15 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Apolo Imagod in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 14 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 9 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: NOTHING HAPPENED. Apolo Imagod and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 13 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Apolo Imagod? Do you? | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 12 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Apolo Imagod? Do you? | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 11 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Apolo Imagod? Do you? | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 10 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when Apolo Imagod blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 9 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 8 2013

Good thing I have access to Apolo Imagod's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 7 2013

Apolo Imagod was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Apolo Imagod played 4 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore saw a 25 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 5 achievements can do!

I was feeling a little bored last week and prodded Apolo Imagod to try a new game: Dead Space™ 3. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, Apolo Imagod's favorite game last week was Dead Space™ 3. He played it on 4 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 6 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 5 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 4 2013

Apolo Imagod rocked out with 47,592 points. He played Dead Space™ 3, and Apolo Imagod won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop. | permalink

Apolo Imagod's Xbox - May 3 2013

Apolo Imagod brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 47,592 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He rallied Dead Space™ 3 adding 3 achievements, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory! | permalink

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