Aquatic Neon's Xbox - May 19 2013
Yesterday, Aquatic Neon decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
Yesterday, Aquatic Neon decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
Aquatic Neon likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 51,505 to be as cool as him. He made some progress on Gears of War: Judgment, and then Aquatic Neon developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Aquatic Neon to do something like that.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Aquatic Neon did not do their part today and play a game or two.
I thought Aquatic Neon just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 51,505, I should have known that was the case. He opened up Banjo-Tooie, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Aquatic Neon needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 51,505. He played Halo 3, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: Aquatic Neon only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Aquatic Neon decided not to show up.
Aquatic Neon showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 51,505. He opened up Gears of War: Judgment, Halo 3, and then Aquatic Neon had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
Aquatic Neon would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Aquatic Neon? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Aquatic Neon decided not to show up.
Aquatic Neon had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: So yeah... Last week Aquatic Neon showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Aquatic Neon was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 51,505 . He opened up Banjo-Tooie, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Aquatic Neon was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Aquatic Neon must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 51,505 gamerscore. He opened up Gears of War: Judgment, and then Aquatic Neon developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Aquatic Neon did not do their part today and play a game or two.
Aquatic Neon, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
Aquatic Neon was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Aquatic Neon said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Aquatic Neon played 5 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore jumped 250 points which was nice. Getting 10 achievements has that effect. Also, I think we can all agree that Aquatic Neon's favorite game last week was Gears of War: Judgment. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Aquatic Neon played yesterday with his gamerscore of 51,505 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a gain of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to Gears of War: Judgment gaining 1 achievement, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
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