Arkangel B AYEM's Xbox - May 22 2013
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Arkangel B AYEM decided not to show up.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Arkangel B AYEM decided not to show up.
Wow... Arkangel B AYEM must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Arkangel B AYEM showed up to game 3 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 50 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 5 achievements were worth it I guess!
In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Angry Birds Rio. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Oh, and from what I remember, Arkangel B AYEM's favorite game last week was Angry Birds Rio. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Arkangel B AYEM that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 44,071. That is a profit of 10 points over last time! He played Angry Birds Rio picking up 1 achievement, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
Arkangel B AYEM, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
Arkangel B AYEM is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 44,061 gamer score! That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He rallied Angry Birds Rio acquiring 2 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Arkangel B AYEM was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 44,041 . That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He opened up Angry Birds Rio picking up 2 achievements, and oh... don't tell Arkangel B AYEM this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
Arkangel B AYEM didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
I tried to send Arkangel B AYEM an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I told Arkangel B AYEM that 3 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week Arkangel B AYEM and I only tried one of them: Monster Burner. Also, by my expert calculations, Arkangel B AYEM's favorite game last week was Gravity Guy. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Arkangel B AYEM had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Arkangel B AYEM was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
Arkangel B AYEM hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 44,021.He made some progress on Monster Burner, and oh... don't tell Arkangel B AYEM this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
Arkangel B AYEM was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 44,021 . He played Monster Burner, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?
Arkangel B AYEM decided to play yesterday. Check out the 44,021 gamer score! He rallied Gravity Guy, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
Yesterday was one of those times Arkangel B AYEM mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: 6 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Arkangel B AYEM for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We added 110 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 8 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week Arkangel B AYEM and I only tried one of them: Angry Birds Classic. Also, I think we can all agree that Arkangel B AYEM's favorite game last week was Gravity Guy. He played it on 4 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Arkangel B AYEM had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 44,021 points. He rocked out to Jetpack Joyride, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
I heard someone tell Arkangel B AYEM to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 44,021 points. That is an increase of 10 points over last time! He rallied Angry Birds Classic adding 1 achievement, Cut the Rope: Exp., Cut The Rope, and I thought Arkangel B AYEM injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Arkangel B AYEM showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 44,011. He rocked out to Cut the Rope: Exp., and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
I told Arkangel B AYEM 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 44,011. That is a gain of 40 points over last time! Welcome to 44,000!! He rocked out to Gravity Guy, Angry Birds Classic adding 4 achievements, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
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