Armless Wookiee's Xbox - May 22 2013
Yesterday was one of those times Armless Wookiee mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
Yesterday was one of those times Armless Wookiee mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
While Armless Wookiee was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Armless Wookiee only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
I thought Armless Wookiee just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 61,260, I should have known that was the case. He played Iron Brigade, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Hey Armless Wookiee, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...
Hey Armless Wookiee, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Armless Wookiee never showed up to game. That makes 5 days!
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Armless Wookiee never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Armless Wookiee said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
I tried to send Armless Wookiee an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I have to say I hate weeks like this... Armless Wookiee played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. We added 20 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess!
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Good thing I have access to Armless Wookiee's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
I prefer to play games... but if Armless Wookiee needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Armless Wookiee's gaming on! Gamer score is 61,260. That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He rallied Borderlands 2 finishing 1 achievement, and then Armless Wookiee went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Armless Wookiee. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
Did you see Armless Wookiee yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
I heard someone tell Armless Wookiee to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Armless Wookiee showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 80 points so I am happy. Yay for 4 achievements! w00t! Also, I think we can all agree that Armless Wookiee's favorite game last week was Borderlands 2. He played it on 2 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Yesterday was one of those times Armless Wookiee mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Armless Wookiee to do something like that.
While Armless Wookiee was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
Armless Wookiee needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 61,240. He played Borderlands 2, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
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