AscensionDark's Xbox 360 Blog

51,027

Zone: Underground

United States

Games played: 136

Most played: Battlefield 3

Member since: May 14 2011

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 24 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 23 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when AscensionDark said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 22 2013

AscensionDark must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 21 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with AscensionDark. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 51,027. That is an increase of 45 points over last time! That puts us above 51,000 points! He rocked out to Assassin's Creed® III gaining 2 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink

AscensionDark's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: AscensionDark playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 20 2013

When AscensionDark was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 50,982. He rallied Assassin's Creed® III, and then AscensionDark developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 19 2013

If you would have told me that AscensionDark would go 22 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 18 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but AscensionDark not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 21 days!! | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 17 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how AscensionDark digs on that! | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 16 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when AscensionDark leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 15 2013

AscensionDark... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 14 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... AscensionDark? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

AscensionDark's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought AscensionDark might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 13 2013

Hey AscensionDark, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 12 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 11 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 10 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how AscensionDark digs on that! | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 9 2013

I swear that after 12 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 8 2013

Come back to me AscensionDark... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 7 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

AscensionDark's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 6 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... AscensionDark never showed up to game. That makes 9 days! | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 5 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

AscensionDark's Xbox - May 4 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when AscensionDark blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

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Bragging Rights

Total Achievements Unlocked: 2,582
Badge Score: 30
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 13 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 6 days
Play percentage: 31.53%
Largest achievement gain: 5/16/2011 (44)
Largest gamerscore gain: 10/2/2011 (625)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 10/3/2011 (47)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 10/3/2011 (800)