Austerberry must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 45,135 gamerscore. He rallied Terraria, Battlefield 3, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
Like I always tell Austerberry, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 45,135 points and on the rise. He played Battlefield 3, Terraria, Minecraft, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 45,135? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Austerberry is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He rallied Terraria, Battlefield 3 acquiring 1 achievement, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
Austerberry seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 45,105 . He rocked out to Battlefield 3, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Austerberry was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 45,105 points. That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He rallied Battlefield 3 gaining 1 achievement, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Austerberry hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 45,075.He made some progress on Minecraft, Battlefield 3, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Austerberry? Do you?
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Austerberry stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Austerberry? Do you?
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Austerberry... 7 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Austerberry, feed me!
Austerberry had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Austerberry was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: 5 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Austerberry for honoring me with what little time I know is available. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 245 points so I am happy. Yay for 16 achievements! w00t!
In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... BAYONETTA. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Also, I think we can all agree that Austerberry's favorite game last week was Battlefield 3. He played it on 5 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Wow... Austerberry must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Good thing I have access to Austerberry's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
Austerberry likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 45,075 to be as cool as him. That is a gain of 135 points over last time! That puts us above 45,000 points! He rocked out to Battlefield 3, BAYONETTA acquiring 2 achievements, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
I heard someone tell Austerberry to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 44,940 points. He rocked out to Minecraft, Battlefield 3, BAYONETTA gaining an amazing 6 achievements, and after that, called it a day.
Austerberry really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 44,940. He opened up Battlefield 3, and after that, called it a day.
Austerberry is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 44,940? He played Minecraft, Battlefield 3, and oh... don't tell Austerberry this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
Consoles are for playing! I am glad Austerberry picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 44,940 points. That is a gain of 110 points over last time! He rallied Terraria, Red Faction: Guerrilla, BAYONETTA winning an amazing 6 achievements, Minecraft, Battlefield 3 acquiring 2 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
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