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Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

Avvakum was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

Avvakum's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: So yeah... Last week Avvakum showed up 4 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore saw a 250 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 14 achievements can do! Also, I think Avvakum's favorite game last week was Assassin's Creed® III. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Avvakum mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Avvakum showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 87,000 and counting! That is a gain of 45 points over last time! That puts us above 87,000 points! He rallied Assassin's Creed® III winning 2 achievements, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

Avvakum rocked out with 86,955 points. That is a profit of 70 points over last time! He rocked out to Assassin's Creed® III acquiring 4 achievements, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels. | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

Avvakum rocked out with 86,885 points. That is a boost of 15 points over last time! He rallied Assassin's Creed® III gaining 1 achievement, and then Avvakum developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

Avvakum had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

Avvakum held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 86,870 is lighting the way. That is a boost of 120 points over last time! He rocked out to Gears of War: Judgment acquiring an amazing 7 achievements, and then... yeah... that was awesome... | permalink

Avvakum's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Avvakum played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 400 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 19 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

Out of all the possible new games we could have tried this last week, Avvakum and I only tried one of them: Gears of War: Judgment. Pretty fun I guess... Oh, and from what I remember, Avvakum's favorite game last week was Dungeon Siege III. He played it on 2 of the days.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Avvakum decided not to show up. | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

Avvakum rocked out with 86,750 points. That is a boost of 135 points over last time! He played Gears of War: Judgment acquiring an amazing 14 achievements, and oh... don't tell Avvakum this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Avvakum mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

I didn't see Avvakum yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

Avvakum was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad Avvakum picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 86,615 points. He rocked out to Dungeon Siege III, and then... oh wait... no and then!! | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

Avvakum decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 86,615 is what it is! That is an increase of 265 points over last time! He rallied Dungeon Siege III gaining 5 achievements, and after we were done, Avvakum hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

Avvakum's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If your Xbox is depressed, try playing seven days in a row like Avvakum did last week. It has a way of making you a bit giddy... This wasn't just low-key gaming either... our score bounced 620 freakin' points! Can you believe it? In one week? YES! Getting 34 achievements has that effect.

I was also pretty happy about the 2 new games this last week. They were (in no particular order) Dungeon Siege III, and Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. I liked them. I think Avvakum did too. Also, I think we can all agree that Avvakum's favorite game last week was Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. He played it on 4 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

Avvakum showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 86,350. Up up and away right? That is a boost of 100 points over last time! He made some progress on Dungeon Siege III adding an amazing 7 achievements, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Avvakum's gaming on! Gamer score is 86,250. That is a gain of 120 points over last time! He opened up Dungeon Siege III winning an amazing 8 achievements, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

Avvakum showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 86,130. He rallied Dungeon Siege III, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - May 31 2013

Avvakum showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 86,130. Up up and away right? That is a boost of 180 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 86,000 barrier has fallen! He rocked out to Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon finishing an amazing 7 achievements to complete the game, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - May 30 2013

What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Avvakum came to play. Gamer score stands at 85,950. That is a gain of 105 points over last time! He rallied Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon winning an amazing 6 achievements, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

Avvakum's Xbox - May 29 2013

What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Avvakum came to play. Gamer score stands at 85,845. That is an improvement of 65 points over last time! He played Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon gaining 3 achievements, and I thought Avvakum injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

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