Azai392's Xbox - May 24 2013
Is this thing on? Azai392, where the heck are you?
Is this thing on? Azai392, where the heck are you?
If I was a dog, Azai392 would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Azai392 in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
I was waiting for Azai392 to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Azai392 is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
This really sucks because it gives Raviolicaponi a shot at widening the gap. We are still 246,191 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play.
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Azai392 never showed up to game. That makes 9 days!
It has been 8 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Azai392 out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
Did you see Azai392 yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
This really sucks because it gives moroniccow a shot at widening the gap. We are still 244,622 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 4 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: 3 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Azai392 for honoring me with what little time I know is available. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well. Also, I think we can all agree that Azai392's favorite game last week was Injustice. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Azai392 was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Also, remember the challenge that Azai392 was participating in? It has wrapped up. We scraped and clawed our way through a bunch of achievements, but fell shy of the lead, landing at number 4. Someone once said, 'Winning isn't everything.' Although, losing isn't anything. Azai392, I want you to think about this while you go sign us up for another challenge.
Azai392 didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
I also want to mention/remind you that Azai392 is participating in a pretty slamming gamerscore challenge. Follow every up and down over here. 9 other competitors are racking up achievements and powering up their gamerscores, hoping to secure a victory! Currently Azai392 is holding the number 4 spot in the group... decent. While we're sad we can only compete for one more day, it means we can pull out all the stops to achieve complete victory!
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
I always like to end with a little bit about Azai392 and the ongoing gamerscore challenge status. If you want to see how good I'm doing, check it out! There are 9 other people involved. I didn't know Azai392 even knew that many people. Currently Azai392 is hanging on to the number 2 spot. And while we have 2 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'!
Azai392 must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
This really sucks because it gives WhtTrshTheMan a shot at widening the gap. We are still 243,373 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play.
Hey, I almost forgot! The gamerscore challenge that Azai392 is competing in is on day 2 and we're doing our best to win this thing. Check out the progress right now! If I was you, I'd subscribe to the trash talk RSS feed for this one - 9 other competitors are battling with their skills and egos. Out of everyone, Azai392 is holding on to the number 2 spot. And while we have 3 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'!
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Azai392 showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 78,534. He rallied Injustice, and after that, called it a day.
Did I mention the gamerscore challenge that Azai392 is competing in? Follow every up and down over here. There are 9 other people in the chase as well... so it's pretty cool. Currently Azai392 is hanging on to the number 2 spot. And while we have 4 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'!
We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! Azai392 might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 78,534 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He made some progress on Injustice, Rock Band Blitz, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?
Oh I almost forgot to mention that Azai392 has joined a gamerscore challenge titled 'Auto Challenge - #93526'. Go check it out and follow along.
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Azai392 hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 78,534. He rallied Halo 4, and after we were done, Azai392 hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Azai392 only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.
I persuaded Azai392 to try a new game: Rock Band Blitz. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Azai392 decided to game. Our score is 78,534 and always improving! He made some progress on Injustice, Spelunky, Rock Band Blitz, Halo 4, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Also, remember the challenge that Azai392 was participating in? It has wrapped up. Unfortunately, we came up short, ending up in the number 5 spot. So, no sense crying over this one... climb back on the horse Azai392... giddy-up...
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Azai392? Do you?
It is probably better that Azai392 didn't play yesterday... it gives WhtTrshTheMan an opportunity to add to that 321,651 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo!
Oh and it is time for a gamerscore challenge update... listen up... There's so much action in this one, you may pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!!111! Witness the spectacle. There are 9 other people rocking out on this thing which keeps it fun. Out of everyone, Azai392 is holding on to the number 5 spot. Only one day left though... We better get on it if we are going to pull this thing out.
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