BaconGrease's Xbox 360 can blog

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 20 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 19 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 18 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on BaconGrease... 4 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 17 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow BaconGrease? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 16 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 15 2013

BaconGrease didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 14 2013

If BaconGrease was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

BaconGrease's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If BaconGrease plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore saw a 130 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 7 achievements can do! Also, according to the records, BaconGrease's favorite game last week was Minecraft. He played it on 2 of the days.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 13 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get BaconGrease's gaming on! Gamer score is 9,374. That is a boost of 130 points over last time! He rallied Minecraft, Assassin's Creed® III picking up an amazing 7 achievements, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 12 2013

Oh man, BaconGrease was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 9,244 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He played Minecraft, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent. | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 11 2013

I have come to realize that BaconGrease has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 10 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn BaconGrease in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 9 2013

Did you see BaconGrease yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 8 2013

I have a feeling BaconGrease went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 7 2013

Did you see BaconGrease yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

BaconGrease's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world BaconGrease and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 6 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. BaconGrease needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 5 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox BaconGrease? Do you? | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 4 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 5 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 3 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with BaconGrease, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 2 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right BaconGrease? Back me up! | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - May 1 2013

Wow... BaconGrease must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

BaconGrease's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with BaconGrease yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

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