Balaciano's Xbox 360 Blog

18,449

Zone: Underground

Israel

Games played: 36

Most played: Gears of War 3

Member since: Aug 2 2009

Balaciano's Xbox - May 21 2013

8 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Balaciano doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Balaciano's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 20 2013

Balaciano didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 19 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 18 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Balaciano? Do you? | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 17 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Balaciano never showed up to game. That makes 4 days! | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 16 2013

Wow... Balaciano must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 15 2013

Yesterday, Balaciano decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 14 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Balaciano to do something like that. | permalink

Balaciano's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: Other weeks I might complain, but having Balaciano only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 13 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Balaciano decided not to show up. | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 12 2013

Balaciano likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 18,449 to be as cool as him. He rocked out to FIFA 12, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 10 2013

I have now endured 30 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 9 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Balaciano does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 8 2013

I have now endured 28 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 7 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Balaciano's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 6 2013

Balaciano... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 5 2013

If I was a dog, Balaciano would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 4 2013

Balaciano doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 3 2013

Balaciano's Xbox - May 2 2013

Is this thing on? Balaciano, where the heck are you? | permalink

Balaciano's Xbox - May 1 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Balaciano has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

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Bragging Rights

Total Achievements Unlocked: 937
Badge Score: 20
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 27 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 4 days
Play percentage: 16.43%
Largest achievement gain: 8/29/2009 (13)
Largest gamerscore gain: 9/2/2009 (275)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 8/31/2009 (34)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 9/7/2009 (590)