Balin0r's Xbox - May 23 2013
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Balin0r decided not to show up.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Balin0r decided not to show up.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Balin0r decided not to show up.
Balin0r was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Balin0r playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Balin0r showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 3,453. He rallied Fruit Ninja Kinect, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
Hey Balin0r, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Balin0r doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Balin0r digs on that!
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Come back to me Balin0r... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Here I sit broken hearted... Balin0r has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
I have come to realize that Balin0r has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
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