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Zone: Recreation
United States
Games played: 70
Most played: Halo 4
Member since: Mar 20 2012

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BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 18 2013

I was thinking back over yesterday and I really don't remember BeardedAssassln and I playing any games... but our gamerscore ended up at 17700 which is 25 points higher than before. I don't like it when I forget things. I guess we played though... I hope it was fun! | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 17 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like BeardedAssassln to do something like that. | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 16 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get BeardedAssassln's gaming on! Gamer score is 17,675. He opened up Saints Row: The Third, and I thought BeardedAssassln injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 15 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with BeardedAssassln. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 17,675. That is a boost of 90 points over last time! He made some progress on Saints Row: The Third finishing 5 achievements, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 14 2013

BeardedAssassln brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 17,585 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He made some progress on Saints Row: The Third finishing 2 achievements, Minecraft, Skyrim, and then BeardedAssassln developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: 6 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to BeardedAssassln for honoring me with what little time I know is available. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero. Also, I think we can all agree that BeardedAssassln was an RPG junkie last week playing a ton of DARK SOULS. He played it on 6 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 13 2013

Yesterday, BeardedAssassln decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... Maybe BeardedAssassln didn't realize it, but that is a streak of 33 days! Right out the freakin' window! How difficult would it have been to load up an arcade game? Huh? | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 12 2013

BeardedAssassln held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 17,555 is lighting the way. He rocked out to DARK SOULS, Halo 4, Minecraft, and then... yeah... that was awesome...

In the 'proof that BeardedAssassln is a nice guy' category, his gamer reputation went up a tad bit yesterday. Good for him. Maybe more people will play with us. | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 11 2013

I heard someone tell BeardedAssassln to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 17,555 points. He opened up COD: Black Ops II, DARK SOULS, Halo 4, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 10 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after BeardedAssassln played yesterday with his gamerscore of 17,555 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He opened up DARK SOULS, Skyrim, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 9 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with BeardedAssassln. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 17,555. He made some progress on Halo 4, and oh... don't tell BeardedAssassln this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! Oh wow, I also didn't realize that we have played 30 days in a row! I think that qualifies us for a badge or something... whatever... | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 8 2013

You would think I had died and gone to heaven when BeardedAssassln showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 17,555. He played Halo 4, and I thought BeardedAssassln injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 7 2013

BeardedAssassln is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 17,555? He rocked out to Halo 4, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If your Xbox is depressed, try playing seven days in a row like BeardedAssassln did last week. It has a way of making you a bit giddy... I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Oh, and BeardedAssassln must have been in a role playing mood last week since DARK SOULS was the favorite game. He played it on 6 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 6 2013

What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when BeardedAssassln came to play. Gamer score stands at 17,555. He rallied Halo 4, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 5 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get BeardedAssassln's gaming on! Gamer score is 17,555. He played Halo 4, Minecraft, DARK SOULS, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 4 2013

BeardedAssassln seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 17,555 . He rallied DARK SOULS, KoA: Reckoning, Halo 4, Minecraft, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 3 2013

BeardedAssassln decided to play yesterday. Check out the 17,555 gamer score! He played Minecraft, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 2 2013

I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when BeardedAssassln decided to game. Our score is 17,555 and always improving! He played KoA: Reckoning, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - May 1 2013

BeardedAssassln brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 17,555 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He rocked out to DARK SOULS, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels. | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

BeardedAssassln rocked out with 17,555 points. He rocked out to Halo 4, and then BeardedAssassln developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It is a good one! BeardedAssassln had seven days of gaming! In a row! I know! Crazy! We added 240 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 16 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!

I prodded BeardedAssassln to try a new game: BioShock Infinite. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Oh, and I want to mention that BeardedAssassln's favorite game last week was an RPG... DARK SOULS in fact... He played it on 7 of the days.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but BeardedAssassln was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 17,555 points. He made some progress on Halo 4, and I thought BeardedAssassln injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! For those of you counting, BeardedAssassln and I have played 20 days in a row... that has to be some kind of record. I think that qualifies us for a badge or something... whatever...

Also, BeardedAssassln is the complete suck. Our gamer reputation actually decreased yesterday... I am going to have to give him a talking to! | permalink

BeardedAssassln's Xbox - Apr 28 2013

When BeardedAssassln was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 17,555. That is a boost of 195 points over last time! He opened up DARK SOULS, BioShock Infinite gaining an amazing 13 achievements, Minecraft, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 981
Badge Score: 50
Current streak: 1 day
Longest streak: 33 days
Current score streak: 1 day
Longest score streak: 15 days
Play percentage: 84.09%
Largest achievement gain: 3/30/2012 (18)
Largest gamerscore gain: 4/24/2012 (400)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 4/2/2012 (46)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 4/9/2012 (840)

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