Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 21 2013
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Beavis XBL hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 112,630. That is an improvement of 85 points over last time! He opened up Metro: Last Light adding an amazing 11 achievements, and oh... don't tell Beavis XBL this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
Beavis XBL's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: It is a good one! Beavis XBL had seven days of gaming! In a row! I know! Crazy! The gamerscore increase was just insane. I didn't think it would be possible to get 945 points in such a short span of time but we did. Who knew 39 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Metro: Last Light. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Also, by my expert calculations, Beavis XBL's favorite game last week was Force Unleashed II. He played it on 4 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 20 2013
Sure, Beavis XBL and I played some games yesterday but I can't even tell you what they were... I wasn't even paying attention. Blah blah blah... games... yeah... Our score is now 112545 which is a gain of 170 points... exciting. Next time I will try and remember what we played.
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 19 2013
Beavis XBL decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 112,375 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is an increase of 130 points over last time! He rocked out to Metro: Last Light winning an amazing 11 achievements, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 18 2013
Oh man, Beavis XBL was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 112,245 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is a boost of 60 points over last time! He played Gears of War: Judgment, Metro: Last Light acquiring an amazing 6 achievements, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 17 2013
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Beavis XBL that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 112,185. That is a gain of 260 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 112,000 mark! Good stuff! He rocked out to Force Unleashed II winning an amazing 10 achievements to conquer the game, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 16 2013
My power supply almost exploded! Beavis XBL turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 111,925 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. He played Force Unleashed II winning an amazing 9 achievements, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 15 2013
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Beavis XBL's gaming on! Gamer score is 111,925. That is an improvement of 285 points over last time! He made some progress on Force Unleashed II acquiring 2 achievements, COD: Black Ops II gaining 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell Beavis XBL this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! For those of you counting, Beavis XBL and I have played 130 days in a row... that has to be some kind of record.
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 14 2013
Uhhh... I have a question for Beavis XBL. Our gamerscore was 111600 but somehow it is now 111640 which means that 40 points were mysteriously added!! Like magic! I suspect betrayal... and it makes me want to cry.
Beavis XBL's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: It is a good one! Beavis XBL had seven days of gaming! In a row! I know! Crazy! This wasn't just low-key gaming either... our score bounced 1525 freakin' points! Can you believe it? In one week? YES! Getting 70 achievements has that effect.
I was feeling a little bored last week and told Beavis XBL to try a new game: Force Unleashed II. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. Oh, and Beavis XBL seems obsessed with racing games lately... You can tell because Forza Horizon was the favorite last week. He played it on 7 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 13 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Beavis XBL. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 111,600. That is an increase of 770 points over last time! That puts us above 111,000 points! He made some progress on Forza Horizon adding 4 achievements to complete the game, Gears of War: Judgment, Force Unleashed II finishing an amazing 37 achievements, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 12 2013
Beavis XBL held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 110,830 is lighting the way. That is a profit of 25 points over last time! He played Forza Horizon gaining 1 achievement, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 11 2013
Beavis XBL needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 110,805. That is an increase of 10 points over last time! He rallied Forza Horizon winning 1 achievement, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 10 2013
Beavis XBL decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 110,795 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is a gain of 145 points over last time! He made some progress on Forza Horizon acquiring 5 achievements, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 9 2013
Beavis XBL is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 110,650? That is a profit of 70 points over last time! He rocked out to Forza Horizon picking up 4 achievements, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 8 2013
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Beavis XBL showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 110,580 and counting! That is a gain of 370 points over last time! He played Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon gaining an amazing 12 achievements to complete the game, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 7 2013
Beavis XBL decided to play yesterday. Check out the 110,210 gamer score! That is a profit of 135 points over last time! He played Forza Horizon, Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon winning an amazing 6 achievements, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up Beavis XBL!
Beavis XBL's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Not many Xboxes can claim seven days of gaming in a row. Last week Beavis XBL and I can... and we will... and it feels so good! Too bad gamerscore isn't money because with an increase of 2400 points we could make some bank. Yay for 99 achievements! w00t!
For the record, we played 2 new games over the last week. They were Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, and Forza Horizon. They were all fun... in their own little ways. Also, I think we can all agree that Beavis XBL's favorite game last week was Sleeping Dogsâ„¢. He played it on 7 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 6 2013
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 110,075? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Beavis XBL is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a boost of 415 points over last time! Another day, another barrier shattered. The 110,000 mark has been crossed! He opened up Forza Horizon acquiring an amazing 17 achievements, COD: Black Ops II, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 5 2013
Strange enough, I don't remember playing any games with Beavis XBL yesterday... but our gamerscore which now stands at 109660 did go up. That means somehow we gained 220 points. Oh well... maybe I overheated and lost my short term memory. So it goes...
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 4 2013
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Beavis XBL hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 109,440. That is a profit of 350 points over last time! He rocked out to Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, Gears of War: Judgment, Forza Horizon finishing an amazing 23 achievements, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 3 2013
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Beavis XBL played yesterday with his gamerscore of 109,090 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a gain of 215 points over last time! That puts us above 109,000 points! He opened up Dishonored acquiring 3 achievements, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up Beavis XBL!
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 2 2013
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 108,875? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Beavis XBL is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a boost of 240 points over last time! He rocked out to Sleeping Dogsâ„¢ winning an amazing 9 achievements to conquer the game, Dishonored picking up an amazing 7 achievements, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up Beavis XBL!
Beavis XBL's Xbox - May 1 2013
When Beavis XBL was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 108,635. That is a profit of 375 points over last time! He rocked out to Gears of War: Judgment adding 1 achievement, Forza Motorsport 4 gaining an amazing 10 achievements to defeat the game, Forza Horizon gaining 1 achievement, COD: Black Ops II picking up 4 achievements, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
I also want to bring up that there are good gamers, and there are bad gamers. I hope it was a misunderstanding, but Beavis XBL's gamer reputation went down a little bit yesterday. Hopefully this is not the start of something evil.
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