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Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 21 2013

I didn't see Beetlejuicexx yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I told Beetlejuicexx that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero. Also, I think we can all agree that Beetlejuicexx's favorite game last week was Red Faction: Guerrilla. He played it on 5 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 20 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Beetlejuicexx. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 8,213. He opened up Red Faction: Guerrilla, NHL® 13, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up Beetlejuicexx! | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 19 2013

My power supply almost exploded! Beetlejuicexx turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 8,213 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. He rocked out to NHL® 13, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 18 2013

Beetlejuicexx decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 8,213 is what it is! He made some progress on NHL® 13, and then Beetlejuicexx had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 17 2013

Beetlejuicexx was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 16 2013

You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Beetlejuicexx showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 8,213. He played Red Faction: Guerrilla, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 15 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Beetlejuicexx played yesterday with his gamerscore of 8,213 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He rocked out to Red Faction: Guerrilla, and then... oh wait... no and then!! | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 14 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Beetlejuicexx showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 180 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 11 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!

I was lucky enough to sample 4 new tasty treats during the week! Game names are Dead Island, Force Unleashed II, LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW, and Sonic Transformed. Look for us in the leaderboards... maybe... Also, I think Beetlejuicexx's favorite game last week was Sonic Transformed. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 13 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Beetlejuicexx did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 12 2013

Oh man, Beetlejuicexx was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 8,213 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He rocked out to Sonic Transformed, NHL® 13, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 11 2013

While Beetlejuicexx was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 10 2013

I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Beetlejuicexx hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 8,213. That is a gain of 180 points over last time! He rocked out to Force Unleashed II adding 2 achievements, Dead Island, LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW, Bodycount® acquiring 1 achievement, FIFA 13 gaining 1 achievement, U. MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 3, Sonic Transformed acquiring an amazing 7 achievements, NHL® 13, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad. | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 9 2013

If you would have told me that Beetlejuicexx would go 24 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 8 2013

I have come to realize that Beetlejuicexx has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 7 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Beetlejuicexx stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 6 2013

I just do not understand why Beetlejuicexx paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 5 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Beetlejuicexx leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 4 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Beetlejuicexx? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 3 2013

I waited all day for Beetlejuicexx to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Beetlejuicexx's Xbox - May 2 2013

I just do not understand why Beetlejuicexx paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

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