Big Sama's Xbox Blog

160,971

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Zone: Recreation

Games played: 270

Most played: Call of Duty Black Ops

Member since: Sep 20 2007

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Big Sama's Xbox - May 19 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Big Sama isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 18 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 17 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 16 2013

Big Sama would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 15 2013

I was waiting for Big Sama to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Big Sama is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 14 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Big Sama... 8 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

Big Sama's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Big Sama and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 13 2013

Big Sama didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 12 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact... | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 11 2013

I have a feeling Big Sama went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 10 2013

I heard someone tell Big Sama to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 9 2013

Big Sama didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 8 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 7 2013

While Big Sama was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

Big Sama's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If Big Sama plays 4 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore saw a 50 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 3 achievements can do! Also, I think we can all agree that Big Sama's favorite game last week was Mass Effect 3. He played it on 4 of the days.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 6 2013

Big Sama was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 5 2013

I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Big Sama hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 160,971. That is an improvement of 35 points over last time! He made some progress on Mass Effect 3 acquiring 2 achievements, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 4 2013

I tried to send Big Sama an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 3 2013

I prefer to play games... but if Big Sama needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 2 2013

Big Sama is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 160,936? He rocked out to Mass Effect 3, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory! | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - May 1 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Big Sama showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 160,936 and counting! He rocked out to Mass Effect 3, and oh... don't tell Big Sama this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Big Sama hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 160,936. That is an increase of 15 points over last time! He rallied Skyrim, Mass Effect 3 adding 1 achievement, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

Big Sama's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Big Sama showed up to game 3 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 10 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement. Also, by my expert calculations, Big Sama's favorite game last week was Sonic Adventure 2. He played it on 3 of the days.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

Big Sama's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

Big Sama hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 160,921.He played Sonic Adventure 2, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

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Bragging Rights

Total Achievements Unlocked: 7,329
Badge Score: 800
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 124 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 20 days
Play percentage: 69.66%
Largest achievement gain: 6/17/2012 (95)
Largest gamerscore gain: 10/12/2008 (2,145)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 5/11/2009 (119)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 4/23/2012 (4,120)