Blasphemer's Xbox - October 31 2014
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Blasphemer hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 114,930. That is an increase of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to GTA: San Andreas gaining 1 achievement on 360, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 30 2014
Blasphemer had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 114,920 points. That is a boost of 60 points over last time! He rocked out to GTA: San Andreas winning 2 achievements on 360, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 29 2014
Blasphemer showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 114,860. That is a gain of 120 points over last time! He opened up GTA: San Andreas gaining an amazing 6 achievements on 360, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 28 2014
I have come to realize that Blasphemer has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Blasphemer's Weekly Recap - Oct 27 2014
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Blasphemer stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 27 2014
A little news flash for Blasphemer: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 26 2014
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Blasphemer not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 16 days!!
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 25 2014
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 24 2014
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 23 2014
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 22 2014
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Blasphemer not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 12 days!!
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 21 2014
Come back to me Blasphemer... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Blasphemer's Weekly Recap - Oct 20 2014
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 20 2014
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Blasphemer in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 19 2014
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Blasphemer's Xbox - October 18 2014
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 9 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 17 2014
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Blasphemer... 9 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 16 2014
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Blasphemer never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 15 2014
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Blasphemer is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 14 2014
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Blasphemer, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
Blasphemer's Weekly Recap - Oct 13 2014
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 13 2014
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Blasphemer? Do you?
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 12 2014
4 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Blasphemer doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
Blasphemer's Xbox - October 11 2014
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Blasphemer? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
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