Blawdfire's Xbox - May 23 2013
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Blawdfire said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Blawdfire was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Blawdfire for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Blawdfire showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 33,995 and counting! He rocked out to Borderlands 2, and after that, called it a day.
I love to game, you love to game, Blawdfire loves to game, we all love to game! 33,995 points FTW!!! He opened up COD: Black Ops II, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
Blawdfire, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
Blawdfire was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Blawdfire was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If Blawdfire plays 5 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? Also, by my expert calculations, Blawdfire's favorite game last week was COD: Black Ops II. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
I love to game, you love to game, Blawdfire loves to game, we all love to game! 33,995 points FTW!!! He rallied COD: Black Ops II, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
Like I always tell Blawdfire, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 33,995 points and on the rise. He made some progress on COD: Black Ops II, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Like a king on his throne, Blawdfire said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 33,995 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He opened up COD: Black Ops II, Call of Duty Black Ops, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
Blawdfire is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 33,995. Not too shabby! He opened up Call of Duty Black Ops, and I thought Blawdfire injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
When Blawdfire was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 33,995. He rallied COD: Black Ops II, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Yesterday was one of those times Blawdfire mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: 4 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Blawdfire for honoring me with what little time I know is available. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Oh, and from what I remember, Blawdfire's favorite game last week was BioShock 2. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Blawdfire showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 33,995 and counting! He rallied Call of Duty Black Ops, COD: Black Ops II, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
I thought Blawdfire just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 33,995, I should have known that was the case. He opened up COD: Black Ops II, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Blawdfire. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 33,995. He opened up COD: Black Ops II, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Blawdfire decided not to show up.
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