BluenosedCOOP's Xbox 360 can blog

BluenosedCOOP's Xbox - May 15 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... BluenosedCOOP has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

BluenosedCOOP's Xbox - May 14 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that BluenosedCOOP isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

BluenosedCOOP's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: NOTHING HAPPENED. BluenosedCOOP and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

BluenosedCOOP's Xbox - May 13 2013

BluenosedCOOP doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

BluenosedCOOP's Xbox - May 12 2013

I swear that after 27 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

BluenosedCOOP's Xbox - May 11 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that BluenosedCOOP isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

BluenosedCOOP's Xbox - May 10 2013

BluenosedCOOP doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

BluenosedCOOP's Xbox - May 9 2013

I have now endured 24 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

BluenosedCOOP's Xbox - May 8 2013

I swear that after 23 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

BluenosedCOOP's Xbox - May 7 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. BluenosedCOOP is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

BluenosedCOOP's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

BluenosedCOOP's Xbox - May 6 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

BluenosedCOOP's Xbox - May 5 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... BluenosedCOOP has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

BluenosedCOOP's Xbox - May 4 2013

I just do not understand why BluenosedCOOP paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink