Bushido Bandito's Xbox 360 can blog

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 22 2013

Good thing I have access to Bushido Bandito's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 21 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Bushido Bandito? Back me up! | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: So yeah... Last week Bushido Bandito showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. Also, by my expert calculations, Bushido Bandito's favorite game last week was Castlevania: SOTN. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 20 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 19 2013

Bushido Bandito was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 18 2013

Bushido Bandito decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 52,100 is what it is! He opened up Castlevania: SOTN, and then Bushido Bandito went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed. | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 17 2013

Bushido Bandito is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 52,100. Not too shabby! He played Castlevania: SOTN, and Bushido Bandito won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop. | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 16 2013

I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Bushido Bandito decided to game. Our score is 52,100 and always improving! He rallied Shadow Complex, Comic Jumper, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 15 2013

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 14 2013

If I was Bushido Bandito, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I told Bushido Bandito that 3 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Also, according to the records, Bushido Bandito's favorite game last week was Alpha Protocol. He played it on 2 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 13 2013

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 12 2013

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 52,100? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Bushido Bandito is mine! All mine! No touchy! He played Comic Jumper, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 11 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Bushido Bandito mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 10 2013

I heard someone tell Bushido Bandito to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 52,100 points. He played Shadow Complex, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 9 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 8 2013

Bushido Bandito must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 52,100 gamerscore. He rocked out to Alpha Protocol, and I thought Bushido Bandito injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 7 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Bushido Bandito did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Bushido Bandito showed up to game 6 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore saw a 230 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 11 achievements can do! Also, I think Bushido Bandito's favorite game last week was FINAL FANTASY XIII. He played it on 6 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 6 2013

While Bushido Bandito was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 5 2013

My power supply almost exploded! Bushido Bandito turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 52,100 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a gain of 80 points over last time! He made some progress on FINAL FANTASY XIII acquiring 1 achievement, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm... | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 4 2013

Bushido Bandito was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 52,020 . That is a gain of 75 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 52,000 barrier has fallen! He rallied FINAL FANTASY XIII acquiring 1 achievement, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 3 2013

I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Bushido Bandito decided to game. Our score is 51,945 and always improving! He rallied FINAL FANTASY XIII acquiring 3 achievements, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels. | permalink

Bushido Bandito's Xbox - May 2 2013

Bushido Bandito likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 51,945 to be as cool as him. That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He opened up FINAL FANTASY XIII winning 3 achievements, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

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