C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 19 2013
When you get right down to it, when C1ockworks decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 13,275 and always improving! She opened up Rayman Origins, Sonic Adventure 2, and then C1ockworks went to get some food. I told her to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 18 2013
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get C1ockworks' gaming on! Gamer score is 13,275. She rocked out to Rock Band 2, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
C1ockworks' Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 17 2013
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn C1ockworks in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 16 2013
Fear me C1ockworks... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 15 2013
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 14 2013
I swear that after 12 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 13 2013
Come back to me C1ockworks... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 12 2013
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for C1ockworks. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 11 2013
Time sure doesn't fly when C1ockworks blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
C1ockworks' Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 10 2013
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 8 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 9 2013
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... C1ockworks never showed up to game. That makes 7 days!
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 8 2013
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 7 2013
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet C1ockworks is thinking the same thing... she has to be!
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 6 2013
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for C1ockworks. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 5 2013
I didn't see C1ockworks yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having her up in my business all the time is exhausting.
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 4 2013
C1ockworks must have a life, because she didn't game yesterday...
C1ockworks' Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I have to say I hate weeks like this... C1ockworks played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 3 2013
While C1ockworks was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points she was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 2 2013
C1ockworks was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... she better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
C1ockworks' Xbox - Jun 1 2013
I didn't think I would see her yesterday, but C1ockworks was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 13,275 points. She opened up COD: Black Ops II, AC Brotherhood, Rock Band 2, and before I even realized it, she was finished and I was sad.
C1ockworks' Xbox - May 31 2013
If C1ockworks doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
C1ockworks' Xbox - May 30 2013
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... C1ockworks never showed up to game. That makes 6 days!
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