Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
If you would have told me that CHAUVface would go 24 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
I have come to realize that CHAUVface has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
I just do not understand why CHAUVface paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
Is this thing on? CHAUVface, where the heck are you?
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that CHAUVface isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
CHAUVface doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
I waited all day for CHAUVface to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... CHAUVface? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
Come back to me CHAUVface... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when CHAUVface leaves me cold... and alone...
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with CHAUVface, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
Time sure doesn't fly when CHAUVface blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
I have a feeling CHAUVface went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what CHAUVface is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
CHAUVface didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
Rock Band 3
Assassin's Creed II
Dragon Age: Origins
Halo: Reach
Forza Motorsport 3
NFS Hot Pursuit
Renegade Ops
Mass Effect 2
Kinect Sports
Modern Warfare® 2
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