CHR0N1C's Xbox - May 22 2013
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 9 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 9 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about CHR0N1C in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 6 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 5 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
I prefer to play games... but if CHR0N1C needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as CHR0N1C decided not to show up.
CHR0N1C must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: So yeah... Last week CHR0N1C showed up 4 days total and logged some serious gaming. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. Oh, and from what I remember, CHR0N1C's favorite game last week was COD: Black Ops II. He played it on 3 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
I tried to send CHR0N1C an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
CHR0N1C held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 90,365 is lighting the way. He made some progress on FINAL FANTASY XIII, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
CHR0N1C is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 90,365. Not too shabby! He played COD: Black Ops II, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
CHR0N1C decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 90,365 is what it is! He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
I saw CHR0N1C walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 90,365 points and climbing. He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, Defiance, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
CHR0N1C didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Wow... CHR0N1C must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that CHR0N1C showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore jumped 440 points which was nice. Getting 28 achievements has that effect.
NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! 5 of them to be exact! Comic Jumper, Crysis®3, Ms. Splosion Man, The Maw, and Twisted Pixel Bundle. I want more! I want more! Oh, and from what I remember, CHR0N1C's favorite game last week was Ms. Splosion Man. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when CHR0N1C hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 90,365. That is a boost of 80 points over last time! He made some progress on COD: Black Ops II adding 5 achievements, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
CHR0N1C seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 90,285 . That is an increase of 290 points over last time! Another day, another barrier shattered. The 90,000 mark has been crossed! He opened up Crysis®3 gaining an amazing 8 achievements, Defiance, The Maw adding an amazing 10 achievements, COD: Black Ops II, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
CHR0N1C is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 89,995. Not too shabby! That is a profit of 45 points over last time! He rallied NBA JAM: OFE adding 1 achievement, Crysis®3 acquiring 1 achievement, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
I didn't see CHR0N1C yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. Maybe CHR0N1C didn't realize it, but that is a streak of 13 days! Right out the freakin' window! How difficult would it have been to load up an arcade game? Huh?
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