COMRADETROTSKII's Xbox - May 18 2013
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... COMRADETROTSKII? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... COMRADETROTSKII? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
Where is COMRADETROTSKII at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but COMRADETROTSKII not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 20 days!!
Where is COMRADETROTSKII at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
COMRADETROTSKII doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: NOTHING HAPPENED. COMRADETROTSKII and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
I have come to realize that COMRADETROTSKII has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
I swear that after 16 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
COMRADETROTSKII doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... COMRADETROTSKII? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that COMRADETROTSKII isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 10 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
COMRADETROTSKII would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 7 days of wanting infact...
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox COMRADETROTSKII? Do you?
Did you see COMRADETROTSKII yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Did you see COMRADETROTSKII yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: Other weeks I might complain, but having COMRADETROTSKII only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... We added 365 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 12 achievements were worth it I guess!
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
COMRADETROTSKII was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
COMRADETROTSKII, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
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