CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 19 2013
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 18 2013
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn CRAWFORD696 in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
CRAWFORD696's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 17 2013
I only have one request... If CRAWFORD696 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 16 2013
Hey CRAWFORD696, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 15 2013
If you would have told me that CRAWFORD696 would go 12 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 14 2013
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but CRAWFORD696 not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 11 days!!
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 13 2013
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... CRAWFORD696 never showed up to game. That makes 10 days!
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 12 2013
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 9 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 11 2013
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on CRAWFORD696... 8 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
CRAWFORD696's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 10 2013
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet CRAWFORD696 is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 9 2013
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 8 2013
CRAWFORD696 would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 7 2013
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 4 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 6 2013
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when CRAWFORD696 said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 5 2013
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since CRAWFORD696 did not do their part today and play a game or two.
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 4 2013
If I was CRAWFORD696, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
CRAWFORD696's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that CRAWFORD696 showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 50 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement. Also, I think we can all agree that CRAWFORD696's favorite game last week was COD: Black Ops II. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 3 2013
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 2 2013
CRAWFORD696 brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 94,017 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He played COD: Black Ops II, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - Jun 1 2013
CRAWFORD696 showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 94,017. He played COD: Black Ops II, and that was that.
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - May 31 2013
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when CRAWFORD696 showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 94,017. That is an improvement of 50 points over last time! That puts us above 94,000 points! He opened up COD: Black Ops II finishing 1 achievement, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
CRAWFORD696's Xbox - May 30 2013
CRAWFORD696 is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 93,967 gamer score! He made some progress on COD: Black Ops II, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
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