Cactuarrior's Xbox 360 can blog

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 19 2013

I waited all day for Cactuarrior to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 18 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Cactuarrior, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 17 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Cactuarrior in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 16 2013

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Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 15 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 7 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 14 2013

I heard someone tell Cactuarrior to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Cactuarrior's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: For the record, it is better to have Cactuarrior play one day than to have never played last week at all. We added 110 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 4 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 13 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 5 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 12 2013

I heard someone tell Cactuarrior to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 11 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 10 2013

Cactuarrior must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 9 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Cactuarrior mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 8 2013

Cactuarrior didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 7 2013

Like I always tell Cactuarrior, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 75,055 points and on the rise. That is a profit of 110 points over last time! We have now entered the 75,000 GS club! He made some progress on Tomb Raider acquiring 4 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

Cactuarrior's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: So yeah... Last week Cactuarrior showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 385 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 24 achievements were worth it I guess!

There were only a few games I wanted to try this week Cactuarrior and I only tried one of them: Tomb Raider. Oh, and from what I remember, Cactuarrior's favorite game last week was Tomb Raider. He played it on 3 of the days.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 6 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Cactuarrior was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 74,945 points. That is a gain of 260 points over last time! He made some progress on Tomb Raider gaining an amazing 15 achievements, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 5 2013

Cactuarrior showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 74,685. Up up and away right? That is a boost of 125 points over last time! He rocked out to Tomb Raider acquiring an amazing 9 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 4 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Cactuarrior did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 3 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Cactuarrior played yesterday with his gamerscore of 74,560 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He opened up Tomb Raider, and after that, called it a day. | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 2 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 6 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - May 1 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Cactuarrior... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

Cactuarrior's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

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