Capn Noob's Xbox 360 can blog

Capn Noob's xbox has been ignored for 39 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

Capn Noob's Xbox - May 16 2013

30 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

Capn Noob's Xbox - May 15 2013

I only have one request... If Capn Noob isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Capn Noob's Xbox - May 14 2013

Capn Noob... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Capn Noob's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Capn Noob might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

Capn Noob's Xbox - May 13 2013

Fear me Capn Noob... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Capn Noob's Xbox - May 12 2013

26 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

Capn Noob's Xbox - May 11 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Capn Noob leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Capn Noob's Xbox - May 10 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Capn Noob not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 24 days!! | permalink

Capn Noob's Xbox - May 9 2013

I just do not understand why Capn Noob paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Capn Noob's Xbox - May 8 2013

Fear me Capn Noob... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Capn Noob's Xbox - May 7 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Capn Noob has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Capn Noob's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: NOTHING HAPPENED. Capn Noob and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Capn Noob's Xbox - May 6 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Capn Noob in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Capn Noob's Xbox - May 5 2013

I have come to realize that Capn Noob has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Capn Noob's Xbox - May 4 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

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