Captain DDL's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Captain DDL stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 20 2013
Come back to me Captain DDL... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 19 2013
Captain DDL doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 18 2013
I have come to realize that Captain DDL has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 17 2013
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 16 2013
13 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 15 2013
I swear that after 12 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 14 2013
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Captain DDL leaves me cold... and alone...
Captain DDL's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 13 2013
It has been 10 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Captain DDL out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 12 2013
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 11 2013
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 8 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 10 2013
It has been 7 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Captain DDL out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 9 2013
Did you see Captain DDL yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 8 2013
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Captain DDL, feed me!
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 7 2013
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Captain DDL's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: For the record, it is better to have Captain DDL play one day than to have never played last week at all. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 6 2013
Wow... Captain DDL must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Hey, remember that challenge I was talking about a few days ago? The one called 'Auto Challenge - #93275'? It came to a close today. Guess who the big loser was? Captain DDL... booo... oh well. we tried... came in at number 10. Lucky for us, we can jump right into another challenge and compete for a bigger win. Plus, it just means more time spent on our favorite games and a bigger gamerscore! I guess we won something after all!
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 5 2013
Good thing I have access to Captain DDL's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... Captain DDL still has that going on and stuff. If you want to follow along at home, catch the action here. 9 other people are mixing it up, meaning fierce competition and some creative trash talk. Out of all those people, Captain DDL is currently parked at number 10. We've only got one day left. Let's cancel everything on our schedule from school to work to sleep (haven't been following what Captain DDL does these days) and win this challenge!
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 4 2013
If Captain DDL was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
Hey, I almost forgot! The gamerscore challenge that Captain DDL is competing in is on day 3 and we're doing our best to win this thing. Don't take my word for it! See for yourself! 9 other people are throwing down in this challenge. If I do the math correctly, it means that 9 players X 5 days means a whole lot of trash talk! Out of everyone, Captain DDL is holding on to the number 9 spot. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 2 days... insert game... push buttons... get points.
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 3 2013
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Captain DDL? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
Hey, I almost forgot! The gamerscore challenge that Captain DDL is competing in is on day 2 and we're doing our best to win this thing. Let me link you to the daily updates and trash talking. If I was you, I'd subscribe to the trash talk RSS feed for this one - 9 other competitors are battling with their skills and egos. Out of everyone, Captain DDL is holding on to the number 9 spot. But, there are still 3 long days left! We need to keep heading for the top!
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 2 2013
I heard someone tell Captain DDL to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 21,275 points. He made some progress on Gears of War: Judgment, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Oh, guess what? Our gamerscore challenge is going strong... There's so much action in this one, you may pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!!111! Witness the spectacle. 9 other people are mixing it up, meaning fierce competition and some creative trash talk. Out of all those people, Captain DDL is currently parked at number 9. With 4 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it!
Captain DDL's Xbox - May 1 2013
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Captain DDL to do something like that.
A big shift in score is coming soon as well. Captain DDL is competing in a gamerscore challenge titled 'Auto Challenge - #93275' and looking to win big. Expect a lot of games, a lot of points, and no sleep!
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