ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 19 2013
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but ChPainkiller was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 161,657 points. He opened up NHL® 13, and then ChPainkiller went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 18 2013
ChPainkiller had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 161,657 points. He rocked out to NHL® 13, and then nothing... nothing at all...
ChPainkiller's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that ChPainkiller showed up to game 3 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 10 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess!
Out of all the possible new games we could have tried this last week, ChPainkiller and I only tried one of them: Shuffle Party. Pretty fun I guess... Oh, and ChPainkiller seems obsessed with sports lately... You can tell because NHL® 13 was the favorite last week. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 17 2013
ChPainkiller likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 161,657 to be as cool as him. He made some progress on NHL® 13, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 16 2013
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since ChPainkiller did not do their part today and play a game or two.
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 15 2013
ChPainkiller rocked out with 161,657 points. He rallied Shuffle Party acquiring 1 achievement, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 14 2013
Uhhh... I have a question for ChPainkiller. Our gamerscore was 161647 but somehow it is now 161657 which means that 10 points were mysteriously added!! Like magic! I suspect betrayal... and it makes me want to cry.
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 13 2013
Wow... ChPainkiller must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 12 2013
I tried to send ChPainkiller an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 11 2013
I didn't see ChPainkiller yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
ChPainkiller's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If your Xbox is depressed, try playing seven days in a row like ChPainkiller did last week. It has a way of making you a bit giddy... It was productive... Gamerscore went up 140 points so I am happy. Yay for 4 achievements! w00t!
For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was Remember Me™. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money! Oh, and ChPainkiller must have been in an athletic mood last week rallying some sports games. NHL® 13 was the favorite. He played it on 7 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 10 2013
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when ChPainkiller came to play. Gamer score stands at 161,647. He rocked out to NHL® 13, and then ChPainkiller had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 9 2013
ChPainkiller seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 161,647 . That is a gain of 70 points over last time! He made some progress on Remember Meâ„¢ gaining 4 achievements, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 8 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with ChPainkiller. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 161,577. That is a profit of 70 points over last time! He rallied NHL® 13, and after we were done, ChPainkiller hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 7 2013
ChPainkiller needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 161,507. He rallied NHL® 13, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 6 2013
ChPainkiller is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 161,507 gamer score! He made some progress on NHL® 13, and after we were done, ChPainkiller hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 5 2013
ChPainkiller decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 161,507 points of total gamerscore and counting... He rallied NHL® 13, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 4 2013
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when ChPainkiller turned me on yesterday. 161,507 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He opened up NHL® 13, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
ChPainkiller's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: ChPainkiller only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. We added 90 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 7 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 3 2013
I saw ChPainkiller walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 161,507 points and climbing. That is a boost of 90 points over last time! He played Crazy Taxi adding 1 achievement, LIMBO acquiring 1 achievement, Bastion winning 2 achievements, Trine 2 winning 3 achievements, TEKKEN TAG 2, SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME, Metal Slug XX, FIFA 13, Earthworm Jim HD, Mortal Kombat Arcade, WWE '13, Marvel Ult. Alliance, NHL® 13, and after that, called it a day.
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 2 2013
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. ChPainkiller needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
ChPainkiller's Xbox - Jun 1 2013
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
ChPainkiller's Xbox - May 31 2013
ChPainkiller didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
ChPainkiller's Xbox - May 30 2013
Wow... ChPainkiller must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
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