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Charles Burger's Xbox - May 21 2013

Fear me Charles Burger... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 20 2013

If I was a dog, Charles Burger would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 19 2013

Fear me Charles Burger... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 18 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Charles Burger isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 17 2013

I just do not understand why Charles Burger paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 16 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Charles Burger is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 15 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 9 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 14 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Charles Burger never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Charles Burger stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 13 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Charles Burger, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 12 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 11 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Charles Burger, feed me! | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 10 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when Charles Burger blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 9 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Charles Burger? Back me up! | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 8 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Charles Burger mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 7 2013

Charles Burger was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: Charles Burger played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore saw a 30 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 2 achievements can do! Oh, and from what I remember, Charles Burger's favorite game last week was Dead Island. He played it on 2 of the days.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 6 2013

Yesterday, Charles Burger decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 5 2013

Charles Burger hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 29,150.That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He opened up Dead Island acquiring 1 achievement, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 4 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Charles Burger did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 3 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 2 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink | leave comment

Charles Burger's Xbox - May 1 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink | leave comment

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