I heard someone tell Cheesemonkey994 to go play outside and she was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 54,269 points. She played Call of Duty Black Ops, The Orange Box, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
I told Cheesemonkey994 'Hey girl, it is time to play games' and YAY! she listened! Gamer score is 54,269. She rallied Halo: Reach, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
Like a queen on her throne, Cheesemonkey994 said 'awaken' and for her I did comply. 54,269 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. She made some progress on GTA IV PC, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Cheesemonkey994 showed up to game 6 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! The gamerscore increase was just insane. I didn't think it would be possible to get 680 points in such a short span of time but we did. Who knew 32 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
I was feeling a little bored last week and prodded Cheesemonkey994 to try a new game: GTA IV PC. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, Cheesemonkey994's favorite game last week was Batman: AA GOTY. She played it on 6 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Cheesemonkey994 was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
I told Cheesemonkey994 'Hey girl, it is time to play games' and YAY! she listened! Gamer score is 54,269. That is a boost of 10 points over last time! She rallied Batman: AA GOTY adding 1 achievement, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
Cheesemonkey994 decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 54,259 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is a boost of 5 points over last time! She made some progress on GTA IV PC winning 1 achievement, and it's a good thing she stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Cheesemonkey994 decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 54,254 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is a boost of 20 points over last time! She played Batman: AA GOTY acquiring 1 achievement, and Cheesemonkey994 won't admit this, but I had to force her to stop.
Cheesemonkey994 showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 54,234. Up up and away right? That is a gain of 475 points over last time! We have now entered the 54,000 GS club! She rallied Batman: AA GOTY winning an amazing 18 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all...
When Cheesemonkey994 was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked her into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 53,759. That is a profit of 105 points over last time! She played Batman: AA GOTY adding an amazing 7 achievements, and it's a good thing she stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Cheesemonkey994 is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 53,654? That is a gain of 65 points over last time! She rallied Batman: AA GOTY acquiring 4 achievements, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: For the record, it is better to have Cheesemonkey994 play one day than to have never played last week at all. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Cheesemonkey994 played yesterday with her gamerscore of 53,589 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. She opened up Batman: AA GOTY, and then she started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
A little news flash for Cheesemonkey994: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
Where is Cheesemonkey994 at? I want to disown her. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
23 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Cheesemonkey994... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Cheesemonkey994? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Cheesemonkey994 might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
Is this thing on? Cheesemonkey994, where the heck are you?
I just do not understand why Cheesemonkey994 paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
I only have one request... If Cheesemonkey994 isn't going to game, the least she could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Cheesemonkey994... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
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